{"id":2,"date":"2016-08-01T07:55:08","date_gmt":"2016-08-01T07:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/manggis.mallinidesign.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2020-04-13T22:27:06","modified_gmt":"2020-04-13T20:27:06","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kids have names? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! A sexy mistake. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Now Fry, it&#8217;s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Your best is an idiot! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you&#8217;d cease to exist!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There&#8217;s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You&#8217;d think it would be something you&#8217;d have to freebase.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-full'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img width=\"1280\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles2.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles2-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles2-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles2-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img width=\"1280\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles3.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles3.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles3-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles3-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles3-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles3-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img width=\"1280\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles1.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles1-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/julianstollmeier.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/bottles1-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? \u2026To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? \u2026To shreds, you say. A sexy mistake.&nbsp;My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book &#8218;Earth in the Balance&#8220;, and the much more popular &#8220;Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth&#8216;, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Leela&#8217;s gonna kill me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kids have names? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! A sexy mistake. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. 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