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You have a good heart

Mai 18, 2016
By Julian

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…

Michelle, I don’t regret

März 29, 2016
By Julian

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Jan. 18, 2016
By Julian

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was…

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